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Manufacturer’s Lifetime Warranty included against defects in materials and workmanship with product purchase from authorized sellers only.
Note from the manufacturer: Unfortunately, demand continues to overwhelm us as word has spread about our product on social media…the past 60 days, especially. If you see the green “In Stock” above, place your order before they’re gone.
QUALITY MADE – Premium 3 piece herb grinder crafted with zinc alloy and quality aluminum (When you hold it, the weight of it feels quality, not like a flimsy plastic novelty grinder). Easily grinds and crushes spices and herbs.
UNIQUE GIFT – Featured on ThisIsWhyImBroke and ShutUpandTakeMyMoney. Luke, I am your grinder. For any Star Wars lover, this Star Wars grinder is a must have. Get one for yourself or give one as a gift. It comes in a giftbox for goodness sake. See the excitement from others when you whip out this thing!
MAGNETIC CONNECTION – Striving for quality, we enhanced this spice grinder so that the top of the Death Star is magnetized to the bottom. This will ensure you don’t lose your troops… I mean herbs.
BONUS POLLEN SCRAPER – You’re gonna have pollen in the pollen catcher. You need a pollen scraper. So we gave you one.
LIFETIME WARRANTY – This product is not going to break. Period. Its made to travel through that galaxy and withstand intruders. But if for some wild reason you get this thing and you’re not 100% stoked or satisfied, let us know. We’ll take care of you.