First off, YO! How are you, friend!? 🙂
Secondly, I would like to start by introducing MYSELF (the main, and much better looking of the bros). My name is Chris. It’s a pleasure to meet you! Some call me Christopher (not advised), and others call me C-dawg (much preferred).
Simon (my bro), sadly could not be beside me this morning whilst I sit here with my double shot espresso, and write up the good words for you. Hopefully this brief description helps to showcase our vision, beliefs, and core values to why we created “The Hemp Bros” (Simon is most likely coming up with some weird new riddle to do with Hemp, or something along the lines of that..).
Simon and I were born and raised in the sweet and salty lands of the United Kingdom – specifically in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Simon is 35, but going on 70, as all he seems to be doing lately is working on the “latest and greatest” formula of our new hemp based products. To be fair, he (excuse my language) knows his $**T when it comes to this stuff. And what about me? I am more of the guinea pig, who tests and critiques all of the new innovations that come my way, from what Simon has been working on – in which obviously, I am completely fine in doing so. I mean, tasting endless hemp oils with flavorings of mint choc chip, cookie dough, and raspberry ripple, wouldn’t you be too!? 🙂
Simon and I have been working tirelessly, and epically (and never aimlessly) around the clock in developing an organic hemp oil that is not just magnificent in quality, outstanding in value, but also delicious in taste (be sure to check out our latest crazy flavor formulation “Smoky Cinnamon”!).
We thoroughly look forward to speaking with you again very very soon! 🙂
Yours in the health, vibrancy, happiness, and fulfilment,
– Chris & Simon, Founders of The Hemp Bros.
“The Name of The Hemp Game.” – The Hemp Bros™
♥ THE NAME OF THE HEMP GAME™: First and foremost, allow us (The Hemp Bros) to formerly introduce ourselves. My name is Chris, and my bigger bro is Simon. Simon is the least attractive one who is currently taking centre stage within our logo, whilst I hang back and sip on my morning coffee. Together, we are keen and avid believers in living life to the utmost of ones potential, throughout every single hour of the day. We thrive on creating a “Stress Less, and Live More” environment.
♥ HIGHEST GRADE QUALITY, IN GENEROUS BRO-LIKE QUANTITIES: With the ultra premium ingredients that make up our dietary supplement herbal drops, you can chill out, kick back, and sleep easy (100% pun intended), knowing that the hemp extract you have chosen, has the best of the best ingredients within. Oh, and who’s ready to taste the tastiest and most distinctive hemp drops flavor on the market today? Smoky Cinnamon baby!
♥ OUR “STRESS LESS, LIVE MORE” MANTRA: If you’ve been searching for what it seems a blinkin’ lifetime in trying to find a near perfect hemp oil based product that actually does what it says on the bottle (anti-inflammatory, stress, sleep, and anti-anxiety support, as well as pain and muscle soreness relief), which actually tastes deliciously scrumptious, but yet to have any luck. Worry not friend, your search ends right here!
♥ JAM PACKED WITH HEALTHY & ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS: With a wide variety of mine and body soothing vitamins and minerals, essential fatty acids (omega 3, 6 & 9), you will soon find yourself in a naturally calming state. Our organic hemp seed oil is pure and full spectrum, high in antioxidants, as well as being phytonutrient rich (20mg per each full dropper!).
♥ CUSTOMER CARE GUARANTEE (OUR PROMISE TO YOU): The confidence and passion that we have for our products are second to none. This is why we are offering you a risk-free purchasing opportunity, with a full 30-day money back guarantee! We 120% know that you are going to love our hemp products the same as many other of our raving and valued customers do every single day. Bros and ladybros, this is risk-free purchasing at it’s very finest! Much love, from Chris & Simon – The Hemp Bros 🙂